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WitchsCat
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14 Oct 2013, 12:59 pm

Throws banana cream pies at hippies.


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14 Oct 2013, 1:34 pm

Throws toy light sabers at valley girls



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14 Oct 2013, 1:35 pm

smudge wrote:
i_wanna_blue - you're so funny and witty!


Thanks :D but all you guys who post on here are just as funny and give me a good laugh.

@ Random42: Often confuses hippies with hippos.



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14 Oct 2013, 1:42 pm

Often confuses rhinos with rhinestones.


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14 Oct 2013, 1:46 pm

Often confuses monks wih monkeys



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14 Oct 2013, 1:48 pm

Thought Gatorade is made of alligator sweat.


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14 Oct 2013, 1:48 pm

Has green blood and purple saliva.



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14 Oct 2013, 1:49 pm

Thought Gatorade was made to help alligators



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14 Oct 2013, 1:50 pm

Has blue blood and rainbow-colored saliva


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14 Oct 2013, 1:58 pm

Only eats food that has passed through a cats digestive system.



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14 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

Only eats food that is in the garbage.


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14 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

Is allergic to the color green



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14 Oct 2013, 2:01 pm

Is allergic to anything round.


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14 Oct 2013, 2:02 pm

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14 Oct 2013, 2:04 pm

Dries herself off with a sheep.


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14 Oct 2013, 2:07 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
smudge wrote:
i_wanna_blue - you're so funny and witty!


Thanks :D but all you guys who post on here are just as funny and give me a good laugh.


:D

Disables the safety feature on toilets.



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