Where is my..... [Game]

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I am using it to carry my tennis equipment.

Where is my golf club?

Locked up as evidence in the Woods divorce case.

Where is my shopping basket?

Where is my shopping basket? It's where you left it regina somwhere at the market..


Where is my former ability to write long,lengthy diatribes?

I stole it.

Where are my scissors?

Your cartoon dinosaur ate it without a cut or a bruise in his body.

Where is my eraser?

I think you mistook it for a chewing gum.

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Where's my friendly behavior?

I don't know... have you got a steak I can put on my eye

Where is my first aid kit?

Under the bathroom sink, but gee, the raw steak you keep in it for black eyes is kinda stinky.

Where are my nail clippers?

Sorry, they are a bit blunt now. I used them to pull out some old iron tacks.

Where is my foot? (possibly left in my mouth?)

Since the left one is in your mouth, then the right one is pointed off into an awkard direction somewhere !


Where is my get out of jail free card?

You forgot to take it with you when you did that bank job.

Where is my card "Advance to GO, collect £200"

You already used it and spent the 200 on wine, women and song.

Where is my can opener?

It didn't work any more so you canned it.

Where is my shakuhachi?

You were cold so you used it to light a fire.


Where is my wig?

Gone to be re-powdered.

Where is my artificial leg?

Gone to be sanded, polished, and waterproofed.

Where is my arm cannon?