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WitchsCat
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14 Oct 2013, 2:10 pm

Carries a flail with her at all times.


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14 Oct 2013, 2:34 pm

Wears a tin foil hat at all times



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14 Oct 2013, 2:52 pm

Goes "bibble" when flying her dirigible.



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14 Oct 2013, 2:54 pm

Has his wrists and ankles tied to bunches of balloons, and flies off with them.


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15 Oct 2013, 9:55 am

Mixes catnip into her scrambled eggs.

Spends the rest of the morning purring and giggling.


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15 Oct 2013, 10:13 am

Serves black pudding as a dessert to her guests.



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15 Oct 2013, 10:55 am

Paints the house with pancake syrup.


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15 Oct 2013, 2:02 pm

Bakes grated cheese in her mouth for an edible straw hat.



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15 Oct 2013, 2:40 pm

Can breath fire hot enough to make pizza.


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15 Oct 2013, 2:49 pm

rearranged the alphabet by how the letters offended them


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15 Oct 2013, 3:05 pm

Thinks there should be more than 26 letters of the alphabet.


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15 Oct 2013, 3:55 pm

Created a completely new alphabet and is trying to get schools to teach it.



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15 Oct 2013, 3:59 pm

Commands her front door to open by saying, "Open sesame".



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15 Oct 2013, 4:01 pm

Thinks "Open Sesame" originated from the show "Sesame Street"


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15 Oct 2013, 10:21 pm

Tricks people into thinking it's snowing by drizzling sesame seeds from their rooftops.



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16 Oct 2013, 6:53 am

Tricks people into thinking the sky is falling by dropping grand pianos on them.



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