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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Carries a flail with her at all times.
Random42 Deinonychus
Joined: 23 Jan 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 360
Wears a tin foil hat at all times
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Goes "bibble" when flying her dirigible.
Has his wrists and ankles tied to bunches of balloons, and flies off with them.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Mixes catnip into her scrambled eggs. Spends the rest of the morning purring and giggling. Sylkat
Serves black pudding as a dessert to her guests.
Paints the house with pancake syrup. Sylkat
smudge Veteran
Joined: 6 Sep 2006Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 7,716Location: Moved on
Bakes grated cheese in her mouth for an edible straw hat.
Can breath fire hot enough to make pizza.
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
rearranged the alphabet by how the letters offended them
Thinks there should be more than 26 letters of the alphabet.
Created a completely new alphabet and is trying to get schools to teach it.
Commands her front door to open by saying, "Open sesame".
Thinks "Open Sesame" originated from the show "Sesame Street"
Tricks people into thinking it's snowing by drizzling sesame seeds from their rooftops.
Tricks people into thinking the sky is falling by dropping grand pianos on them.