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23 Apr 2010, 5:08 pm

Autism is caused by running away from angry 'hot dogs'



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23 Apr 2010, 5:10 pm

Autism is caused by being a hot dog. 8O



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23 Apr 2010, 5:15 pm

Autism is caused by fast food that can never be caught.



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23 Apr 2010, 5:16 pm

Autism is caused by chasing hot dogs.



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23 Apr 2010, 5:18 pm

Autism is caused by chasing rainbows and tripping over the crock of gold.



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23 Apr 2010, 5:55 pm

Autism is caused by being uncanny and serendipitous. 8O



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23 Apr 2010, 5:56 pm

Autism is caused by velociraptor attacks.



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24 Apr 2010, 3:33 am

Autism is caused by listening to veloci-rap-tor music.


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24 Apr 2010, 4:43 am

Autism is caused by impersonating Pavarotti under the shower. 8O



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24 Apr 2010, 4:56 am

Autism is caused by someone running the hot tap while in the shower.


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24 Apr 2010, 5:23 am

autism is cuased by the harsh relisation that sata cluas isnt real.


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24 Apr 2010, 5:53 am

^ He isn't! 8O

Autism is caused by realising that Santa Claus ran away with the tooth-fairy.


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24 Apr 2010, 6:23 am

Autism is caused by crowing roosters



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24 Apr 2010, 7:11 am

Autism is caused by throwing a crow-bar at crowing roosters.


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24 Apr 2010, 10:47 am

Autism is caused by hanging around crow bars with loud birds.



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24 Apr 2010, 5:02 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Autism is caused by throwing a crow-bar at crowing roosters.


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Autism is caused by leaving your cuckoo clock unwound.