BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for not brining me a cup of tea. And a croissant.

Banned because I had croissants for breakfast Sunday morning, and they're too good to share!

Banned because everyone was too slow and I had to make my own tea. You just can't get the staff these days.

Banned because I just opened another bag of licorice. It's huge. Gigantic. Galactic!

Banned for trying to trick me into wanting to share your weird foreign liquorice, just to get me to make a face like

Banned for inability to understand what you're neglecting when you don't want to taste a) Salmiakki, b) bone vodka, c) rotten shark meat.

Banned because you forgot your long-famous black soup.

Banned for being right!

Banned for expecting others to try "Finnish delicacies" when you won't even attempt a gingernut biscuit.

(Actually, I think I might have to buy some now when I go shopping, I haven't had one in years)

Banned while I'm one third of the way through my galactic-size bag of licorice. (Add suitable sound effect here.)

Banned for exaggeration. I'm pretty sure if it was "galactic" sized, I would be able to see it from here.


*looks out window*



Hey Krabo! *waves*

A licorice stick the size of a galaxy?

Oh, those Finns REALLY must be banned!

Banned for being ridiculous.

Banned for being a Wisconsinian.

Banned for being only 50 posts shy of 10,000.

Nice work, Sylkat.

Banned for congratulating Sylkat when there was no nice work done.

Hey Sylkat, you're banned because for a long time I actually thought your name was "Skylat" After I realized how to pronounce it right, it sounds nowhere near as cool as Skylat.