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sonofghandi
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05 Nov 2013, 5:20 pm

Cheats at Yatzee


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05 Nov 2013, 5:22 pm

Cheats at Monopoly


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05 Nov 2013, 5:23 pm

had an imaginary relationship with the Monopoly man that ended in a messy breakup over a bank error in his favor


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05 Nov 2013, 5:26 pm

Had an imaginary relationship with Jessica Rabbit that ended when he saw her kissing Roger Rabbit.


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05 Nov 2013, 5:28 pm

had a real relationship with someone who never went in public without wearing a Roger Rabbit costume.


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05 Nov 2013, 5:30 pm

Had a real relationship with someone who never went in public without a Dick Tracy costume


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05 Nov 2013, 5:32 pm

has a Dick Tracy style communicator watch that only communicates with aliens.


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05 Nov 2013, 5:37 pm

Has the same watch, but it only communicates with zombies.


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05 Nov 2013, 6:06 pm

limps home to her gingerbread cottage with the assistance of a candy cane


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05 Nov 2013, 6:16 pm

Cuddles with gummy bears at night.


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06 Nov 2013, 8:14 am

Cuddles a cactus tree every night.



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06 Nov 2013, 11:21 am

Dances an Irish jig every time a bell rings


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06 Nov 2013, 11:26 am

Puts itching powder in his underwear to dance to better.



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06 Nov 2013, 11:35 am

when thirsty, does a rain dance and lays down with an open mouth


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06 Nov 2013, 1:09 pm

Eats jars of pickled moths. While playing a banjo with his ear.



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06 Nov 2013, 1:22 pm

Almost failed "Introduction to Ancient Hieroglyphic Poetry"


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