Where is my..... [Game]

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TallyMan's gnome took it.

Where is my kitchen dwarf?

I've just had a postcard from Florida, seems they ran away together.

Where is my garden toad stool... the one with the fairy sat on it?

Teehee - well I think that gnome's son took it right after his father fled to Florida. Left him with a milkmaid to take care of him, tsk tsk, no wander he became a tramp.

Where is my driver's license?

Waiting for you on Tuesday (fingers crossed)

Where is my pet snail?

Where is my pet snail? In the garden..

Where is my painting?

Stolen by art thieves.

Where is my painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies?

In some pervert's home.

Where is fun?

You'll find it in the supermarket, in aisle 7, next to No Inhibitions


Where's the light switch?

Near the light bulb.

Where is something to do?

Again, aisle 7, a tad further on, next to the jigsaw puzzles.

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Where is my.... um, paint? (I should be painting the woodwork outside at the moment but since someone took my.... )

That paint? Oh sorry! I used it for my art project, I wonder why the paint smelt dodgy.

Have you seen my USB Stick?

It has been shoved up your... PC.

Where is additional RAM?

With the SHEEP.

Where is the cake? I was promised cake?

Cake? Who promised cake?

...Now where's that cake fork?

Baked into the cake, careful you don't get stabbed!

Where's the cheese danish?

It's out in the blue.

Where is food?