BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for attempting to sidetrack the academic conversation about people made of cheese into an obscure direction.

Banned for thinking that the moon being made of cheese is an obscure topic.

Banned for not cautioning the gentry here about the dangers of cheese werewolves.

Banned for inventing cheese werewolves. Why didn't I think of that?

Banned for not thinking of that already!

Banned for thinking that you can just come in and start banning senior members at random. Shame on you!

Banned because that's probably exactly what you did

Banned because it's a fact that I started by watching people banning each other and finally humbly asked permission to join.

Banned for making me look up what I did when I first joined this thread.

From memory (and after looking at my first post here), I think I just jumped right in.

Banned for selective memory. You sent your application in three copies. We read it carefully and accepted it without delay, except that sending you the verification of membership took some time because civil air traffic over Europe was terminated for three whole months due to volcanic activity.

Banned because your first banning post contained a threat to crawl under people's pillows and pinch their noses while they slept.

You are therefore banned for bringing back frightening memories to all of us who slept in our bathtubs for months because of that.

Banned: for sleeping in your bathtub instead of buying a giant lizard. They like to dine on crabs.

Banned for not knowing that it is crabs that dine on lizards. Those that have been exposed to the sun for three weeks after rotting in sea water for two weeks.

Oh, thank you SO much for another tasty Finnish delicacy.

You are banned.

I'm gathering information about what they cook for dinner in Iceland. Be prepared, it is graphic!

Meanwhile, I must ban you to prevent you from peeking over my shoulder.

Everyone knows that the national dish of Iceland is fried ice cubes.

You are banned for not knowing that.