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21 Nov 2013, 6:31 pm

Eats 20 chocolate chip pizzas a day.


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22 Nov 2013, 6:48 am

Her chocolate chip pizza ran away with a margherita.


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22 Nov 2013, 3:33 pm

Poured margarita on her chocolate chip pizza to make a chocolate chip margarita pizza.


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22 Nov 2013, 3:43 pm

Tried to get her chocolate chip pizza patented but they said it had already been done.



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22 Nov 2013, 3:52 pm

Tried to patent robins, but the Audobon Society had him thrown out of the Patent Office


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22 Nov 2013, 4:17 pm

Tried to get a robin to drink margarita, but ended up drinking the whole bottle herself.


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23 Nov 2013, 3:41 pm

Drank a whole bottle of margarita and ended up in a jail in Mexico.



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23 Nov 2013, 6:05 pm

Tried to dig a hole to China, but ended up having to call 911 to get rescued from it.


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23 Nov 2013, 6:05 pm

Ate off the floors of Mexican jails.


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23 Nov 2013, 7:57 pm

Dug a hole beneath the Rio Grande to Mexico.



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24 Nov 2013, 4:37 am

Crossed the border into Tijuana,Mexico; got kicked out of the country for singing too loud.

At 2:00A.M.

In the town fountain.

Wearing a sombrero.

And nothing else.


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24 Nov 2013, 9:56 am

Wore a sombrero made of taco meat.


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26 Nov 2013, 8:14 am

Travels in space at light speed in a sombrero.


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26 Nov 2013, 10:45 am

Used a sombrero as a Frisbee for his dog.

Got shot by Pancho Villa for disrespect.


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26 Nov 2013, 10:48 am

Likes to wear a serape made from cheese.



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26 Nov 2013, 11:37 am

Dances the Mexican Hat Dance wearing nothing but a Serape of woven seaweed.


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