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salamandaqwerty Veteran
Joined: 26 Nov 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,378
Has to go but has had fun
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Tried to teach the Mazurka to rodeo clowns while they were working. Got trampled by an irritable Brahma Bull. Sylkat
is a world renowned mycologist
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Tries to make two totally alike snowflakes.
Slices under a mushroom. Fries aphids for dinner. Sylkat
Sticks tongue to telephone poles when it is warm out.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Will be eating turkey sandwiches from now until 4th July 2014.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Once tried to breed cannibalistic turkeys.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Became the president of Antarctica 5 days ago.
Became the President of Mars 5 days ago.
Likes to smear President Butter all over her house windows to make cleaning them more of a chore.
Likes to smear fluffernutter all over his kitchen floor to make mopping more of a chore.
is endeavouring to employ tom cruise to steal Donald trumps wig by swooping down on a rope and snatching it.
Shaved Tom Cruise's head while he slept.
Lostiehere Deinonychus
Joined: 24 Oct 2013Age: 47Gender: FemalePosts: 345
Yelled at Tom Cruise for jumping on her couch which was still covered in clear plastic.
arranges their collection of stuffed toys according to their emotional needs