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ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Where is daisy! Oh Alas, where art thou Daisy Not sure... Where is my last post for today?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Probably not far off... you are probably wondering who all these crazy people are going on about a dead fish called Daisy! Where is my can opener?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
I borrowed it to open a can of lard, to cook your chitterlings with. Where is my small cast-iron skillet?
You sold it to raise money to buy a... cast-iron skillet. Where is my sleep? I feel drained tonight.
Your sleep has been drained into a bucket to send to poor insomniac orphans in Ethiopia. Where is my watering can?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I think it was searching for keys in the basement. You haven't locked him, have you?? Where is my sense of proportion? EDIT: simultaneous posting.
It overproportioned itself Where is my Daisy?
Somewhere in the duodenum, I reckon. Where is my nose?
Swimming across that ol' Jordan River by now, son. Where is my bait can?
You didn't give it to TallyMan didn't you? Where are the shoes I bought for Daisy?
They weren't shoes, they were pieces of lemon! Where is some respect for the dearly departed?
Banned for eating all the fish. Uh, I gotta go, pot's boiling over.
Banned for leaving us over some pot. Where is my magic wand?
I think you have worn it out doing too much mischief Where is my Wizards wand?
I think you burned it out of overuse! Where is my broomstick?
Long since flown away. Where is my parallel universe?