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ProfessorX
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20 Apr 2010, 4:07 pm

Where is daisy! Oh Alas, where art thou Daisy Not sure...



Where is my last post for today?



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20 Apr 2010, 4:17 pm

Probably not far off... you are probably wondering who all these crazy people are going on about a dead fish called Daisy! :lol:

Where is my can opener?


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20 Apr 2010, 4:47 pm

I borrowed it to open a can of lard, to cook your chitterlings with.

Where is my small cast-iron skillet?



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20 Apr 2010, 4:53 pm

You sold it to raise money to buy a... cast-iron skillet.

Where is my sleep? I feel drained tonight.


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20 Apr 2010, 5:14 pm

Your sleep has been drained into a bucket to send to poor insomniac orphans in Ethiopia.

Where is my watering can?



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20 Apr 2010, 5:15 pm

I think it was searching for keys in the basement. You haven't locked him, have you?? :?

Where is my sense of proportion?


EDIT: simultaneous posting. :D



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20 Apr 2010, 5:18 pm

It overproportioned itself

Where is my Daisy?


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20 Apr 2010, 5:21 pm

Somewhere in the duodenum, I reckon.

Where is my nose?



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20 Apr 2010, 5:21 pm

Swimming across that ol' Jordan River by now, son.

Where is my bait can?



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20 Apr 2010, 5:29 pm

You didn't give it to TallyMan didn't you? :scratch:

Where are the shoes I bought for Daisy?



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20 Apr 2010, 5:31 pm

They weren't shoes, they were pieces of lemon!

Where is some respect for the dearly departed?


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20 Apr 2010, 5:43 pm

Banned for eating all the fish.

Uh, I gotta go, pot's boiling over.



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20 Apr 2010, 5:53 pm

Banned for leaving us over some pot.

Where is my magic wand?



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20 Apr 2010, 6:06 pm

I think you have worn it out doing too much mischief :wink:

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20 Apr 2010, 6:10 pm

I think you burned it out of overuse! 8O

Where is my broomstick?



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20 Apr 2010, 6:20 pm

Long since flown away.

Where is my parallel universe?


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