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27 Apr 2010, 6:07 am

Autism is caused by impaired concentration. 8O



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27 Apr 2010, 6:10 am

Autism is caused by having a circuit fault in the primary pathway of the concentration sub routine.


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27 Apr 2010, 7:30 am

Autism is caused by blaming it all on malfunctioning circuitry.



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27 Apr 2010, 8:19 am

Autism is caused by erecting wigwams to grow runner beans up in the hot sun.


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27 Apr 2010, 12:35 pm

Autism is caused by overhead fluorescent lighting.



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27 Apr 2010, 2:44 pm

Autism is caused by energy saving bulbs



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28 Apr 2010, 7:02 am

Autism is caused by Scotsmen bending over to pick up a penny off the ground. :wink:


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28 Apr 2010, 8:06 am

Autism is caused by kissing with stiff upper lips!



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28 Apr 2010, 8:51 am

Autism is caused by greeting people with "Och eye the nuu" while raising one eyebrow.


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28 Apr 2010, 8:56 am

Autism is caused by the iPad



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28 Apr 2010, 12:25 pm

reginaterrae wrote:
Autism is caused by overhead fluorescent lighting.


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Autism is caused by the adrenal glands not secreting proper amounts of cortisol.



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28 Apr 2010, 12:33 pm

Autism is caused by being roasted alive.


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28 Apr 2010, 1:52 pm

Autism is caused by cows mooing too loud.



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28 Apr 2010, 2:03 pm

Autism is caused by The Rolling Stones. 8)


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28 Apr 2010, 2:22 pm

Autism is caused by watching a rock-fall - from the bottom of a cliff.


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28 Apr 2010, 2:29 pm

Autism is caused by intelligent people having woohoo.