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Brainfre3ze_93
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25 Aug 2010, 7:09 am

You received a ladder to cloud 8, the rest is up to you!
* inserts a quarter *

reginaterrae
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25 Aug 2010, 4:08 pm

You get a shave and a haircut.

*inserts 2 bits*

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Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
-- Saint Gregory of Nyssa

Descartes
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25 Aug 2010, 4:35 pm

You have received some cookie crumbs.

*inserts quarter*

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25 Aug 2010, 8:29 pm

You receive a dirty glass.

*inserts dishwasher*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

TallyMan
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26 Aug 2010, 9:30 am

You receive broken dishes.

*Inserts a pair of spectacles*

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26 Aug 2010, 5:01 pm

You make a spectacle of yourself.

*inserts a "Happy Bar Mitzvah" card*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

TallyMan
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26 Aug 2010, 5:25 pm

You receive some bits that were left over from another Jewish ceremony.

*inserts something circumspect*

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26 Aug 2010, 10:05 pm

You have received a circumcision.

*inserts quarter*

KittenWithAWhip
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26 Aug 2010, 11:21 pm

TallyMan wrote:

You receive some bits that were left over from another Jewish ceremony.

*inserts something circumspect*

Oh god, I'm still chuckling.

You receive a giant puprle plastic BANHAMMER. Both of you.

*inserts mind wipe*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

TallyMan
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27 Aug 2010, 4:55 am

You receive... :scratch: I've forgotten!

*inserts a piano*

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reginaterrae
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27 Aug 2010, 7:18 am

You receive a tuning fork.

*inserts that sappy "Ebony & Ivory" song that Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney did years ago*

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Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
-- Saint Gregory of Nyssa

Brainfre3ze_93
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27 Aug 2010, 8:17 am

You received a jar of dirt!
* inserts a quarter *

TallyMan
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27 Aug 2010, 10:05 am

You receive a plant in said jar of dirt.

*inserts some fertilizer*

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KittenWithAWhip
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27 Aug 2010, 1:36 pm

You receive the cow it came from.

*inserts some cream*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

TallyMan
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27 Aug 2010, 4:31 pm

You receive some whipped cream!

Where is my butter?

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reginaterrae
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27 Aug 2010, 5:25 pm

You receive some double-whipped cream, minus the buttermilk.

*Inserts a buttermilk biscuit.*

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Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
-- Saint Gregory of Nyssa

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