Where is my..... [Game]

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I think it's hiding behind the 'quote' button.

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Where is my knowledge of the Latin language?

In your file cabinent

Where is my fossa?

Madagascar.

Where is my mind?

In your brain.

Where is my ability to clarify,
because my cousins want to see "Date Night?"

Your ability to clarify is in the bottle of lemon juice in the fridge.

Where is my daggone landlady? Oh I hope she hasn't had second thoughts......

About to evict you

Where is my clouded leopard?

In my Mac OS X.

Where is my Windows DVD?

You sent it back to Bill Gates.

Where is my snake gone?

I thought I saw it yesterday.... flirting with a rubber hose in the garden.

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Where is my motivation? (I should be painting/varnishing some wood work outside but.... )

I think you sent it to Antwerpen via train yesterday.

Where is my perseverance and diligence?

It is diligently persevering to post on here.

Where is my talcum powder?

I think you used it on one of the dogs yesterday - could be in top-left drawer, right next to the bath tub.

Where is my sense of duty?

It will return shortly - under fear of an al-dente noodle!

Where is my packet of noodles?

Ahem, used already. But it was for a worthy cause!!

Where is my pain-reliever? (it seems I over did it )

All gone.

Where is my pirate ship?

The Ghost of the Captain Hook overtook it last night, sorry.

Where is my ticket to paradise?