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29 Jul 2014, 2:35 pm

That pantry girdles a bit too tight. It's pushing your belly up into your tits.

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29 Jul 2014, 2:42 pm

Woo-hoo! Pantry all night long!

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29 Jul 2014, 3:24 pm

The pitbull attacked the mugger, going for his jocular vein!

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29 Jul 2014, 3:26 pm

If you live in Newcastle you can get the Metronome when you finish work.

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29 Jul 2014, 5:24 pm

If you get a stethoscope-us infection, you might need antibiotics.

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29 Jul 2014, 5:30 pm

What telescope sign are you?

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29 Jul 2014, 5:39 pm

I've given up robotic yoghurts.

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29 Jul 2014, 9:06 pm

"I'll tell you what doll: Finnland is where we'll go."
OR
"I'll tell you what dolphin: land is where we'll go."

That doesn't quite meet the objective for wrong context, but oh well.
(Is "doll" still used as a term of endearment?)

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29 Jul 2014, 10:16 pm

I had three cataclysms that night!

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29 Jul 2014, 10:16 pm

You are my Baby Doll. (Don't look at me. That's what the title says. Yes, at times, I know that I live in a bubble of my own.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMY_Pge6O5s

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