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Inthecityofwonder
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16 May 2010, 6:47 pm

Autism is caused by not having sex in Hell.

That would be a graphic picture.

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16 May 2010, 7:03 pm

Autism is caused by nerve damage.

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16 May 2010, 7:57 pm

Autism is caused by licking the yogurt off the foil tops of yogurt cups.

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16 May 2010, 8:10 pm

Autism is caused by not having it.

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17 May 2010, 10:53 am

Autism is caused by excessive driving of a car that has to be filled on the left hand side of the petrol pump.

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17 May 2010, 11:31 am

Autism is caused by evil twisted automated customer-disservice programmers.

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17 May 2010, 11:45 am

Autism is caused by not speaking fluent Mandarin into automated telephone systems.

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17 May 2010, 11:47 am

Autism is caused by birds nesting in your gutters.

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17 May 2010, 12:27 pm

Autism is caused by eating foods after their "best before" date.

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17 May 2010, 3:17 pm

Autism is caused from washing your clothes without bleach?

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18 May 2010, 8:03 pm

Autism is caused by wearing a mood ring and having it register grey

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19 May 2010, 6:05 am

Autism is caused by eating a yellow jelly bean followed by a beige jelly bean. However, there is no evidence to suggest that eating a beige jelly bean before a yellow jelly bean causes autism.

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19 May 2010, 11:31 am

Autism is caused by