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19 May 2010, 3:45 pm

Autism is caused by eating too many cream cakes.

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19 May 2010, 4:18 pm

breathing-in volcanic ash shaken from a mermaid`s flowing locks but if your dog brings in ash that`s okay.

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19 May 2010, 4:23 pm

Autism is caused by consuming Icelandic hot dogs,

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19 May 2010, 4:26 pm

Autism is caused by cooking potatoes in a geyser.

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19 May 2010, 4:28 pm

Autism is caused by bathing in a geyser.

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19 May 2010, 4:30 pm

Autism is caused by guessing the age of a greasy geezer in a geyser in Greece.

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19 May 2010, 4:32 pm

Autism is caused by calling gruesome aunt Gigi's second nephew's milkman's plumber.

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19 May 2010, 4:59 pm

Autism is caused by hospital cost cuts and employing a plumber to repair a leaky heart valve.

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19 May 2010, 5:29 pm

Autism is caused by a carrier of autism accidentally dipping their tie into your cup of tea.

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20 May 2010, 1:41 am

Autism is caused by confusing people with oddly similar avatars!

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20 May 2010, 7:44 am

Autism is caused by not cleaning brake dust from your car`s alloy wheels.

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20 May 2010, 7:49 am

Autism is caused by birds eating blackberries then roosting in a tree above your car.

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20 May 2010, 8:59 am

Autism is caused by leaving Blackberries within easy reach of minor birds.

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20 May 2010, 9:01 am

Autism is caused by taking canaries down mines.

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20 May 2010, 9:27 am

Autism is caused by the host`s involvement in relocating some holiday islands deep underground.

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20 May 2010, 11:54 am

Autism is caused by journeying to the centre of the earth using a black and decker drill attached to the front of your car.

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