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Krabo
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28 May 2014, 11:24 pm

Political categorization is here to stay. Banned for being a secessionist.

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Sylkat
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29 May 2014, 12:20 am

Banned for refusing to succeed in seceding.

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Moomingirl
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29 May 2014, 2:47 am

Banned for sucking seeds.

jrjones9933
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29 May 2014, 7:43 am

Banned for sucking eggs.

modernmax
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29 May 2014, 8:48 am

Banned for not accepting success.

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envirozentinel
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29 May 2014, 8:48 am

Banned for egging on suckers.

Sylkat
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29 May 2014, 11:07 am

Banned for Chupa Chup Suckers.

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Krabo
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29 May 2014, 12:13 pm

The last half a dozen or so banners -- excluding myself, of course -- are to suffer a most severe ban for having invoked totally incomprehensible banning terms. This particular Bill of Ban will be subjected to the EU Ban Validation Committee. Until they give their statement, the potential bannees are free to leave the custody and act at will.

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ThetaIn3D
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29 May 2014, 12:32 pm

Banned for not extending the protections, rights and benefits of the EU mandate across the pond, and thus excluding us therefrom.

(Wow, Firefox recognized "therefrom" as a word! but it did not recognize "gums").

Kiprobalhato
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29 May 2014, 12:34 pm

Banned for using a browser that doesn't recognize "gums."

WerewolfPoet
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29 May 2014, 1:53 pm

Banned because WP's servers can no longer accommodate the number of users it has and because you're the one in one in "K" users that the server randomly decided to boot.

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ThetaIn3D
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29 May 2014, 1:58 pm

Banned for changing into a poet under the light of the full moon.

WerewolfPoet
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29 May 2014, 2:23 pm

ThetaIn3D wrote:

Banned for changing into a poet under the light of the full moon.

Banned because this is actually far more accurate than I would normally like to admit. :lol:

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Sylkat
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29 May 2014, 2:36 pm

Banned for normally not admitting literary/poetic talent.

But here's a Chupa Chup so you don't feel too bad.

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Kiprobalhato
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29 May 2014, 3:05 pm

WerewolfPoet wrote:

Banned because WP's servers can no longer accommodate the number of users it has and because you're the one in one in "K" users that the server randomly decided to boot.

Banned for having more than one capital letter in your username.

Sylkat
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30 May 2014, 3:56 am

Banned for counting capitals.

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