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21 May 2010, 8:34 am

^ SPEAK UP! I DIDN'T HEAR THAT!

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21 May 2010, 12:30 pm

Autism is caused by piercing your own [R] ear, there is no evidence to suggest piercing your own [L] ear causes it.

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21 May 2010, 12:59 pm

Autism is caused by not knowing the difference between <Right and Left>.

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21 May 2010, 1:17 pm

Autism is caused by jumping while inside a moving lift [elevator].

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21 May 2010, 1:24 pm

Autism is caused by getting off a moving aeroplane.

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21 May 2010, 1:40 pm

Autism is caused by processed cheese.

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21 May 2010, 2:11 pm

Autism is caused by John Cleese not mentioning the war.

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21 May 2010, 6:01 pm

Autism is caused by excessive use of air conditioning in the car during the drying cycle of an automated car wash.
Manual car washes are fine as long as a yellow microfibre duster is used to dry the car off.

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21 May 2010, 11:15 pm

Autism is caused by eating blue jello with cool whip!

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21 May 2010, 11:52 pm

Autism is caused by leaving in your contacts overnight.

Autism is caused by peppermint schnapps.

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22 May 2010, 3:23 am

Autism is caused by accidental taking out your eyeballs whilst removing those contact lenses.

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22 May 2010, 3:57 am

Autism is caused by wearing contact lenses and spectacles at the same time.

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22 May 2010, 7:30 am

Autism is caused by eating spectacularly delicious baby foods prepared by Monks in Tibet.

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22 May 2010, 9:53 pm

Autism is caused by a communist experiments done in the 50s, explaining why it did not exist until the 60s. Also, Nikola Tesla was sent back in time to give technology to primitive mankind and the world will end on December 21st 2012.

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23 May 2010, 2:46 pm

Autism is caused by profiting from false prophets.

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23 May 2010, 3:02 pm

Autism is caused by sleepwalking to work naked in the snow.

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