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31 Jul 2014, 4:29 am

This job provides for my daily breath and butter!

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31 Jul 2014, 9:06 am

I could really use a whiskers and Coke right about now.


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31 Jul 2014, 9:54 am

Taxi! Could you whiskers off to the Dorchester Hotel, please?

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31 Jul 2014, 11:40 am

I a dorchester and am hoping he will ask me out soon.

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31 Jul 2014, 1:01 pm

It's th'espionage that makes Popeye so strong.

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31 Jul 2014, 4:02 pm

Victor Mildew was a character in One Foot In The Grave.

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31 Jul 2014, 5:15 pm

Would you describe this as a rocker a stone?

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31 Jul 2014, 5:23 pm

Leave no stove unturned.

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31 Jul 2014, 7:07 pm

I feel table about the bad deeds I've done.


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31 Jul 2014, 10:52 pm

Did you see the warble Poseidon statue in the museum?

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01 Aug 2014, 7:12 am

What an arrogant guy! He thinks he's so curate!

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01 Aug 2014, 7:16 am

I'll have a doorbell Scotch please!

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01 Aug 2014, 7:21 am

I asked him footpath the butter, but he ignored me.

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01 Aug 2014, 1:32 pm

It's raining pretty hard so I'm understanding the umbrella.

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01 Aug 2014, 4:42 pm

Pallett Goddard was an American actress.

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01 Aug 2014, 4:44 pm

The donkey got stuck in the lock.

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