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27 May 2010, 7:11 pm

Autism is cause by being thrown tomatoes at.

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28 May 2010, 7:40 am

Autism is caused by eating too many fruit and vegetables each day.
Five-a-day of each is the maximum intake.

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28 May 2010, 10:05 am

Autism is caused by living too near a Greengrocer's.

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28 May 2010, 11:07 am

Autism is caused by posting after an old fruit. :lol:

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28 May 2010, 11:29 am

Autism is caused by using a wet bath. Using a wet shower has not proved a cause.

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28 May 2010, 4:24 pm

Autism is caused by washing oneself using a sand-blaster.

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28 May 2010, 5:08 pm

Autism is caused by gobstoppers making your tongue go a funny colour.

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28 May 2010, 5:47 pm

Autism is caused by stealing gobstoppers and not sharing them with anyone. :shameonyou:

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29 May 2010, 1:07 am

blue_bean wrote:

Autism is caused by video games

OR

Autism is caused by the government spiking our drinking water with mind altering chemicals

or.... electrolytes!!

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29 May 2010, 3:50 am

Autism is caused by smoking cigars.

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29 May 2010, 5:07 pm

Autism is caused by smoking Cuban cigars made of minced Fidel.

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29 May 2010, 5:09 pm

Autism is called by tickling polar bears cubs.

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29 May 2010, 5:10 pm

Autism is caused by being tickled by cub scout masters.

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29 May 2010, 5:16 pm

Autism is caused by American tourists tickling kilted Cubmaster.

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29 May 2010, 5:18 pm

Autism is caused by hearing a Scotsman squealing for mercy.

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29 May 2010, 5:25 pm

Autism is caused by merciful Americans acting mercifully. :scratch:

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