Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

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01 Jul 2010, 8:45 pm

Autism is caused by the Deadly Diamond of Death. Don't let them give your child languages with multiple inheritance before he's two, or he'll get the evil boogeyman... *dun dun dunnnn* AUTISM!

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02 Jul 2010, 7:47 am

Autism is caused by spreading twice as much half-fat butter on your toast as is needed.

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05 Jul 2010, 3:29 pm

Autism is caused by dropping your toast on the floor - butter side down.

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06 Jul 2010, 2:23 pm

autism is caused by the pregnant mother talking too much to her unborn child...when the baby came out...it heard all it wants to hear for the rest of its life

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06 Jul 2010, 3:25 pm

Autism is caused by millennium behaviour.

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06 Jul 2010, 3:31 pm

Autism is also caused by holes in the ozone while mothers talk too much to their unborn children

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