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lau
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09 Apr 2007, 12:56 pm

unlike some people, who live out of suitcases, lives in one.


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09 Apr 2007, 1:02 pm

Only eats on hours that are a power of two. 1:00, 2:00, 4:00, 8:00 and 16:00.



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09 Apr 2007, 2:16 pm

Despite popular belief, video did not kill the radio star; ahayes did.


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09 Apr 2007, 2:25 pm

Despite even more belief, Angels do not deserve to die. Devils should. Jameson suggested this 1st ridiculous idea to Serj.



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09 Apr 2007, 2:28 pm

Alternative knows what really happened on the grassy knoll.


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09 Apr 2007, 2:30 pm

Indeedy dooo.

Jameson knows evil lies in the motherf---ing skin.



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09 Apr 2007, 2:39 pm

Alternative knows why presidents don't fight the wars, but he doesn't know why they send the poor. :?


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09 Apr 2007, 2:47 pm

Jameson dreams of screams, and wants to put body parts on the wall.



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09 Apr 2007, 3:36 pm

hears with his knees.


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09 Apr 2007, 7:58 pm

Can place his knees in his ears.


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09 Apr 2007, 8:11 pm

keeps all her fur coats in a matchbox.

(Sorry? Did you say something? I seem to have my knees in my ears.)


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09 Apr 2007, 8:14 pm

Lau has finally let his fire die down.


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09 Apr 2007, 10:30 pm

Did his initial juggling using hamsters.


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10 Apr 2007, 6:51 am

can crack a nut by looking at it



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10 Apr 2007, 8:11 am

made a killing on the stock market by cornering the market in fleas.


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10 Apr 2007, 8:13 am

Once forced a small child into a class he wasn't comfortable with... wait, wrong Lau.