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has lived in a tent ever since she developed ceilingophobia.

likes to read Playboy magazine for the "content"

Showers with her clothes on.

goes for walks to look for honey

invented the photoelectric effect and max plank and Einstein stole the idea as part of a government conspiracy to screw up maths

Likes to misspell Max Planck's last name just so you'll go, "Wait, is that right?"

^ Owns a minus-second hand car..? I don't know what that would entail

performs autopsies on dead batteries.

performs defibrillations with dead batteries.

His favorite flavor is the leads on a 9V battery.

Prefers the taste of AA batteries.

goes out in thunderstorms, with a lightning rod stuck to the top of his head. No lightning conductor down his side, just the rod on his head.

Puts salsa in his drawers to keep his pants ready. He won't say what he's keeping them ready for.

Jameson wrote:

Prefers the taste of AA batteries.

ahayes wrote:

His favorite flavor is the leads on a 9V battery.

I thought it was normal to like the taste of electric metal!

But it's really hard to get them in my mouth, it isn't very big.

Sometimes he enjoys car batteries too, but they are pretty spicy.

practices "keeping his chin up" a lot. He can now see his heels.

PS. Jameson, the railroad spike sounds like an urban myth. My father was a car mechanic. He regularly did such things accidentally. He did have a screwdriver where half the end of the blade was melted off, but that's about it. OTOH, I worked with a naval guy who was a submariner. There you have rather a lot of power available (LOTS of batteries, silent running, and all) and he told me how he had once dropped a metal spacer straight across +/-, and sort of metal-plated the surrounding area (including himself). The spacer - not a lot left.