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03 Aug 2014, 12:42 pm

You can dabble your money, if you know how to play the stockmarket.

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03 Aug 2014, 12:46 pm

The empire story was a complete fabrication!

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03 Aug 2014, 1:35 pm

A tunafish weighs the same as a ton of feathers.

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03 Aug 2014, 3:01 pm

Hey Mother a movie I wanna tell ya 'bout.

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03 Aug 2014, 3:08 pm

He went fishing and caught a tryout.

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03 Aug 2014, 7:39 pm

The lawyer brought a successful suitcase against the criminals.

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03 Aug 2014, 11:01 pm

If your first venge doesn't work, then just revenge.


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03 Aug 2014, 11:18 pm

Broken you spare a dime, man?

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05 Aug 2014, 3:07 pm

Gridlock made the road impossible into town.

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05 Aug 2014, 4:34 pm

Some people like walnuts, but I prefer the juggernaut.

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05 Aug 2014, 5:11 pm

Today I saw a headlong with the slender tongue eating ants.

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05 Aug 2014, 5:15 pm

If I'd known you'd redact like that, I wouldn't have said anything.


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Today I saw a headlong with the slender tongue eating ants.

Hilarious! It took me a minute, but I'm still chuckling over it.



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05 Aug 2014, 5:20 pm

If Hampered us through the wall, then Hamp now knows about the drop-off point and our whole plan is foiled.

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05 Aug 2014, 5:24 pm

I foiled to notice that

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05 Aug 2014, 5:39 pm

We have herbal tea, black tea, white tea, green tea, mint tea, cinnamon tea, lemon tea, jasmine tea, raspberry tea, Mr. Tea, Thai iced tea, Russian Caravan tea, Irish Breakfast tea, Mexican jumping tea, Bavarian chocolate tea, Colombian cocaine tea, Afghanistan opiate tea, Mad Hatter Mercury tea, Fukushima glowing tea, and empty.

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Why does empty-V suck so badly!?

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05 Aug 2014, 5:52 pm

I kettle of what you're saying, but I still don't agree with you.

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