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Kyle Katarn
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26 Feb 2016, 10:18 am

I need to go and take a nap.



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26 Feb 2016, 10:19 am

I have to work on an essay outline. :(


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26 Feb 2016, 10:23 am

I will go and eat something.



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26 Feb 2016, 11:18 am

I can't go out today because my feet have run away without me.



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26 Feb 2016, 1:52 pm

My homework ate my dog.



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26 Feb 2016, 3:07 pm

Kuraudo777 wrote:
I have to practice my ninja skills and disappear.


I have to make like a ghost and disappear. (Disappears)


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01 Mar 2016, 9:44 am

^^That's brilliant!

I have to cast heal on my forehead.


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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01 Mar 2016, 9:46 am

The Butler didn't do it.


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01 Mar 2016, 9:54 am

^Except in Fire Emblem Fates, where the Butler can and often does do it. [He's good with knives.]Image


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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01 Mar 2016, 9:56 am

Here's another common one: I have a headache.


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01 Mar 2016, 10:01 am

I have to march across Canada to get a new pair of shoes. I'm an odd size.


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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01 Mar 2016, 10:01 am

I have to sprout wings and fly.


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01 Mar 2016, 10:13 am

^Me, too! :D


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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01 Mar 2016, 10:14 am

(Appears) I have to appear.


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01 Mar 2016, 10:17 am

I have to learn spin-jitsu.


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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01 Mar 2016, 10:41 am

I have to do errands.


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