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ahayes
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13 Apr 2007, 3:50 pm

Cannot add two numbers if they are adjacent in the fibonacci sequence.



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13 Apr 2007, 3:55 pm

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13 Apr 2007, 4:39 pm

In a previous life he juggled for the Marquis de Sade.


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13 Apr 2007, 4:47 pm

In a previous life he was a goat that was put on fire. He did not die from the fire, though. He died from the fall off the cliff into the ocean.


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13 Apr 2007, 4:54 pm

Was killed by Robin Hood in a previous life. Robin Hood was aiming for the bad king. Robin Hood was haunted by slaying the innocent jester for the rest of his life.


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13 Apr 2007, 4:57 pm

Likes to chew his coffee.


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13 Apr 2007, 5:00 pm

fell for that old trick with the elastic band, spaghetti and shoe horn.


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13 Apr 2007, 5:11 pm

encapsulates every programming statement in a for loop whether it is required or not



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13 Apr 2007, 8:20 pm

Scoops honey out of wild beehives in trees and logs with his bare hands and consumes it on the spot; oblivious to the angry, swarming bees.


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13 Apr 2007, 8:25 pm

Needed no costume to play role in the "X Men" films.


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13 Apr 2007, 8:27 pm

Works in a space fast food fly-thru that sells humburgers (human burgers) right behind that new nebula around the corner from Alpha Centauri.


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13 Apr 2007, 8:32 pm

held a firework party in a petrol station.


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13 Apr 2007, 9:01 pm

Held a petrol party in a live volcano.



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13 Apr 2007, 9:12 pm

Once killed a live volcano.


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13 Apr 2007, 10:37 pm

repairs extinct pancakes.


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13 Apr 2007, 10:40 pm

Believes he can sum the Fibonacci series.


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