Where is my..... [Game]

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It is having a bad hair day.

Where is my shampoo?

Gone looking for other work because it wasn't getting enough working hours in your shower.

Where are my knee pads?

That information is on a kneed to know basis.

Where is my DIY safety hard-hat?

It was never finished, because a hard hat was required for its construction.

Where did all that chicken feed go? (I'm out!)

Well the rooster is looking somewhat overweight and pleased with his ingenuity for stealing all the food while you weren't looking.

Where is my work? I'll have to go in a minute.

Your work has been outsourced to Indonesia.

Where is that yoga DVD? I think I'd better stretch before work, I'm achy and it's only 8 a.m.

Your yoga DVD has been outsourced to India, you now have to tune in directly there on you TV set.

Where is my little mp3 player?

It fell in the garden as you were working this morning and you planted it with the beans.

Where is my flannel shirt?

It had identity issues and would now like to be known as your flannel skirt.

Where is my Buddha statue ?

I think I saw Descartes and Strapples fighting over it.

Where is my big basket?

Sorry...the Big Basket Case remains unsolved...


Where is my pool cue?

Still on layaway.

Where's my sanity?

Taking a swim in the river that runs through Paris.

Where is my office chair?

^
Look down -- you're sitting in it!

Where is my grapefruit?

(Well I'll be... )

Your grapefruit is in a bowl in the kitchen under the oranges.

Where is my bacon and egg lunch?

Sorry it's all just too much hard work! Pigs to slaughter, eggs to collect from the hen-house...

Where is my darling daughter with that fresh mug of coffee for me?