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11 May 2015, 6:25 am

Bondkatten wrote:
Banned for beeing a fashionista! 8O :lol:


:lol: Banned for being a tease :jester:

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Banned for putting American Cheese on an equal footing with actual cheese.

That said, there are some really great dairies in the US that produce some awesome cheese, but they don't make that gastronomic gunshot-to-the-taste-buds called American Cheese, no sir.


banned because Moon is made of American Cheese :shameonyou:



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11 May 2015, 8:36 am

Banned because the lunar astronauts reported moon dust as having a cheesy smell, quite unlike American Cheese.


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11 May 2015, 9:15 am

:lol:

banned for writing diatribes against American Cheese. Poor thing will hire a lawyer and sue you for defamation. :jester:



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11 May 2015, 10:43 am

Banned: Image



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11 May 2015, 10:45 am

Banned for being all right, need more left.



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11 May 2015, 11:19 am

banned for being too straighten, and not enough screwed!



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11 May 2015, 4:54 pm

Banned for hammering screws.



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11 May 2015, 5:18 pm

Banned for removing that tag from your new pillow. Also, the police are on their way.


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11 May 2015, 5:48 pm

Banned for thinking I don't make sure even my pillows wear tinfoil hats.



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11 May 2015, 7:11 pm

Banned for wearing a snorkel in the stock tank


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12 May 2015, 5:57 am

Banned for sending notes to various politicians suggesting that they go snorkeling in lava.


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12 May 2015, 6:05 am

banned for sleeping solely in diving suit with a snorkel on.



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12 May 2015, 1:06 pm

Banned for borrowing my diving suit then donating it to the Croatian navy.



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13 May 2015, 10:24 am

Banned for borrowing my diving bell and filling it with wine spritzer, even though it was delicious.


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13 May 2015, 1:33 pm

Banned for not having a space capable diving bell.



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13 May 2015, 1:47 pm

banned for wearing a bell on your head instead of a hat claiming it reflects UV radiation much more potently.