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15 Apr 2007, 8:58 pm

Broke the time machine while I was in it



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15 Apr 2007, 9:05 pm

is forever suspended in that frozen moment between the future and the post.


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15 Apr 2007, 9:07 pm

will remain a phoenix forever



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15 Apr 2007, 9:42 pm

Has a pet snail that meows.


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15 Apr 2007, 10:19 pm

performs brain surgery on artichokes.


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15 Apr 2007, 10:28 pm

Performs artichoke surgery on brains.



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15 Apr 2007, 10:54 pm

Ya got that nearly right, Lau. The reality is that the people upon whom I performed brain surgery BECAME artichokes.

The above person likes artichokes dipped in caramel sauce.


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15 Apr 2007, 11:13 pm

wakes up each morning and immediately greets each toe individually with "Good morning, my little chickadee!"


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15 Apr 2007, 11:15 pm

Also does this... but his toes greet him back. 8O



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15 Apr 2007, 11:43 pm

Named all his toes after dictators.


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15 Apr 2007, 11:47 pm

built a life-sized, working model of the Enterprise out of matchsticks.


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15 Apr 2007, 11:49 pm

Needs no wife, he built his own wife with a device he invented that manipulates individual atoms.



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15 Apr 2007, 11:51 pm

Has a similar device. But his ideal wife attempts keep coming out looking like Cow Kitty.


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16 Apr 2007, 12:07 am

is one of those constructions.


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16 Apr 2007, 1:35 am

has build a programmable mini-atonium called attie



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16 Apr 2007, 1:39 am

Has a weird brain implant that allows her to link to the internet.


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