BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for pretending to know everything about the weather in Tasmania. Extra ban because it is not at all certain that Tasmania exists in the first place.

Banned for doubting the existence of Tasmania. Extra ban because it's still autumn in the Southern hemisphere (summer/winter doesn't start until 21 June). Extra 50 bans for banning and extra-banning too many people.

Banned for excessive banning.

Banned for encouraging some strange variety of minimalism.

Banned for banning someone at 4.59 pm and not 5.00 pm.

Banned for ignorance of the clock face -- 4.59 pm is obviously followed by 4.60 pm, not some queer time stamp 5.00 pm.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am just going to state the obvious: we have a doppelgänger in our midst. As a person who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me. From banning other users, to using the word "banned", do you not have any value or respect for originality? I am embarrassed to be sitting here in front of my computer having to even think of a reason to ban you.

Banned for not finding a reason to ban the "Doppelganger".

Banned for derp.

Banned for not having enough horror movies in the house.

Prompted by a certain ban message above, I hereby declare the whole universe within a radius of 13 billion light years banned. And now I'll finish my lunch.

Banned because I'm having my own lunch at this particular point in the known 3D universe and have to break from it in order to ban you.

Honorable Envirozentinel. Please, let me remind you that your alleged 3D universe ceased to exist when I banned it. Well, so did your lunch, for that matter.

*Pretend I said something clever* blah blah banned.

Banned.

Banned because the cake is a lie!