BANNED (The Game)

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Since Miley Cyrus recently started wearing your fragrance, it only seems reasonable to ban you.

However, I realized you actually meant to draw our attention to that. Your ploy has been seen... through. Not seen through by you, of course. That would be silly. Seen through by me... it... has been.

I accept my banning as justice for my uncivil obedience.

Banned for stating that M____ C_____ wears fragrance rather than, as we all know, drinking it, which seems to be a

partial cause of her behavior.

Banned for not appreciating the potential of the wrecking ball! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk

Banned for causing me to waste two minutes of my life watching such unimaginable garbage....

Banned for not finding that hilarious!

Banned for not having a number in your username.

Banned for having a 3-digit number in your username constructed so that the sum of the first two identical digits exceeds by one the last digit, all three being primes.

Banned for having a 0-digit number in your username constructed so that the sum of the number exceeds it by zero, not being a prime. Extra ban because the number does not exist, because it has no digits. Both bans lifted because of this.

Banned for first banning then unbanning free, whereas any reasonable person would have charged $299.99

Banned because I live in England, we have £, not $. Extra ban for making me look up what $299.99 is in £ (£193.43). A third ban because in Finland the currency is €, not $. A fourth ban for making me look up what $299.99 is in € (€267.28). A fifth ban because I don't know whether to put the € sign before the number (€267.28) of after it (267.28€). A sixth ban because on your profile page it says you live in Sweden, and in Sweden the currency is kr. A seventh ban for making me look up what $299.99 is in kr (2454.95 kr). A further 100 bans for making me do all these calculations. A further 1,000 bans for making me write all this. A further 10,000 for making me ban you for all this. A further 100,000 bans because you now have to ban me. A further 1,000,000 bans if someone else posts before I have finished writing this. A further 10,000,000 bans if you ban me for excessive banning. A further 100,000,000 bans because I made a couple of mistakes in this post and had to go back and edit it.

No, no, no. That won't do. Instead I must ban you for obvious inability to read other members' profile pages. Mine says, in particular, not "Sweden" but Location: East of Sweden. E-a-s-t, capisce?

Banned because I forgot that it reads "East of Sweden". Extra ban for not simply putting "Finland". A third ban for banning me even after getting banned now over 111,111,110 times.

I'm eating right now. I'll ban you when I'm finished.(*) Meanwhile, you may consider yourself temporarily banned because you make me concentrate on secondary things instead of my meal.

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(*) Note carefully that this verb starts with a lower-case f and contains a single n.

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*Note carefully that I am not just randomly typing dots, I am banning you. The reason is invisible.

Note carefully that I am still eating. Ban still pending.

Banned because I have spoken to the imaginary WP and Notbannedville police and they say I can legally lift this ban you speak of and ban you instead.