The drop something on the person below you game!

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...me, who begins to question if she might be schizophrenic after all. Then again, maybe her people have finally come to take her to her right planet. "But I still had so much to learn from this silly little planet!" I whine to myself.

The source of the beam suddenly realizes their mistake, however-- if I am an extra-terrestrial, a matter which is still under debate, then I am apparently not from their planet-- and relinquishes me at once, causing me to fall and land in a dumpster.

"Hey, is that my phone?"

I almost allow myself to be relieved until I pick the object up; the glass screen is completely shattered! Some of the pieces fall down and land on...

Me, and I do not want to be sucked into The Mothership.....it is made out of metal, and aliens probably do not eat cheese. I bite the fingers and toes of everyone of them that comes near me; they taste AWFUl!

I open the closest porthole, spit out the nasty chunks, which land on.......

It is I! Having commandeered another alien ship that was trying to abduct me, I have come to rescue you!

Or I was, until you spat alien fingers at me. Some of them fall on the windscreen in a "flipped bird" formation – right in front of my face!.

"Fine, then! You can rescue your damned self!"

...

By all outward appearances, I am incensed. Deep down, though, I'm heartbroken; the love of my life has rejected me. Tears streaming down my face, I tear up my photo of my beloved, and throw the pieces out the window. They land on the person below me.

I pick up the pieces with interest.
This would be a good specimen for experimentation !
In celebration, I break out a set of DJ decks - and then, in true dubstyle, I Drop the Bass on the person below me.

Boom cheeka boom boom wob wob wob wubba wubba BBBOOOOOO-baboom boom cheewubb wubb wubb

In response, I turn on my iPod Touch, find Wagner's 'Ride Of The Valkyrie', crank it UP, and the alien security personnel drop their weapons as ell as their communication devices.

Which fall on........

ME! Upon inspecting the devices, a genius plan begins to form in my mind.

I gather my men and arm them with the weapons and communication devices, knowing the guards won't be trained to fight against these alien weapons. After explaining all the details of my plan to the men, we set out on our evil mission to take control of the entire world's ice cream supply!

On the way out, I drop the detailed plans for the mission and they land on the person below me.

What a lovely piece of paper, and. what nice handwriting!

I think that I shall make a paper airplane!

Look at it soar!

Oh, it landed on someone's head!

I'm going to need a bandage or three now.

Hey, where are my bandages?

Ohh! I dropped them on the person below me.

These are some nice big bandages, and I am already planning for Halloween, so I wrap myself up like a re-animated mummy, and take a 'selfie' picture!

Looks so good, I run a few copies off, but accidentally drop the stunning portraits of (apparently) an ancient Egyptian Mummified Mouse onto.......

OH DEAR DOG IN NEVAEH, I SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

Oh, what's this? Eww, GRAPE JELLY?

Gross! Here, you take it, person below me.

Lovely!

I shall fingerpaint pictures on my windows with this new jar of grape jelly, and people will think that I have expensive stained glass windows!


Oops!

Dropped a whole handful of jelly on.......

Well, this is just fabulous.

After my shower, I step outside only to find that there are lots of really, really, really fat purple bunnies in my bathroom. In my panic, I kick one onto the person below me.

The bunny is rabid, in addition to being quite obese, and lands on my face, crushing it and then biting it to pieces. It's a foggy day, and as I'm being taken into the ambulance, an unsuspecting taxi crashes into us. It crashes at just the right angle to make the ambulance jump about three feet, catapulting a first aid kit, sitting on top of the ambulance, up into the air and onto the person below me.

Oww! Good thing I can patch up my wounds quickly.
While I am doing so, a mischievous squirrel steals my iodine, pouring it and launching himself onto the person below me.

Your squirrel was scared off by my cat. The medical iodine, however, lands in my glass of water. I decide to form a chemical reaction to get one of the products to be plain iodine. I then take that product and put it into my nuclear reactor to make Iodine-131, which is radioactive, and dump it on the person below me.

I drop a dead ferret onto the person below me.