Page 192 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195 ... 2016  Next

Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

19 Apr 2007, 10:39 am

Met a dinosaur.



Jameson
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,877
Location: Here and there.

19 Apr 2007, 10:40 am

Eats polyester.


_________________
Air·is·water·with·holes·in·it. Think·honk·if·you're·a·telepath. Never·call·a·man·a·fool.·Borrow·from·him. A·tautology·is·a·thing·which·is·tautological. Hi!·I'm·a·.signature·virus!·Copy·me·into·your·~/.signature·to·help·me·spread!


Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

19 Apr 2007, 10:41 am

Juggled a whale.



lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

19 Apr 2007, 11:03 am

falsified documents in order to be admitted to exist.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


doordoctor
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Feb 2006
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,196
Location: central nj

19 Apr 2007, 11:07 am

lau has thought of a way to make gargoils out of fire when he bites his nails


_________________
<<"norton" antivirus


Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

19 Apr 2007, 11:43 am

doordoctor once fixed a hole in the great wall of China.



Jameson
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,877
Location: Here and there.

19 Apr 2007, 11:49 am

Alternative thinks that installing a door is equivalent to fixing a hole... his roof is covered with doors.


_________________
Air·is·water·with·holes·in·it. Think·honk·if·you're·a·telepath. Never·call·a·man·a·fool.·Borrow·from·him. A·tautology·is·a·thing·which·is·tautological. Hi!·I'm·a·.signature·virus!·Copy·me·into·your·~/.signature·to·help·me·spread!


Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

19 Apr 2007, 12:03 pm

Yeah, I once nailed a door to the ceiling. :lol:

Jameson once kissed Serj Tankarian.



ahayes
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Dec 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,506

19 Apr 2007, 12:07 pm

Alternative is actually the only option.



Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

19 Apr 2007, 12:08 pm

ahayes once stole 7,000 cats.



lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

19 Apr 2007, 12:10 pm

finds it completely impossible to fall over - no one knows why.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


ahayes
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Dec 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,506

19 Apr 2007, 12:19 pm

Alternative wrote:
ahayes once stole 7,000 cats.


It's impossible to steal cats actually. That would imply that it is possible to own them.

Cats own YOU.



Anubis
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Sep 2006
Age: 137
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,911
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England

19 Apr 2007, 1:00 pm

ahayes thinks he is a cat.


_________________
Lalalalai.... I'll cut you up!


lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

19 Apr 2007, 2:44 pm

uses robots to eat his food for him.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


doordoctor
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Feb 2006
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,196
Location: central nj

19 Apr 2007, 2:45 pm

Lau wrote:
uses robots to eat his food for him.


i guess THATS why my dog is always licking my closer!!


_________________
<<"norton" antivirus


nutbag
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,582
Location: Arizona

19 Apr 2007, 11:01 pm

Hard couple of days.

Need a doggie to work for me, must do architecture.

I drank some beer tonight in meltdown

No idea bout nuttin bout the poster above.

sorry


_________________
Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button