Where is my..... [Game]

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Erm.... Erm.... Erm..... I don't know?

Where is my crystals?

In your grammar textbook.

Where is my gun?

Mom confiscated it because you kept squirting it in the house!

Where are my stockings?

Hung by the chimney with care...


Where are my messages?

Your 5-year-old son accidentally deleted your voice-mail account.....

Where is my lemon meringue pie?

Krusty the Klown took it and if you don't duck, it will be all over your face!

Where is my 5 year-old son?!

Hiding in the closet because he knows he's gonna be in trouble when you go to check your messages and they've all been erased!

Where is my phone?

You left it in one of the packing crates which subsequently got thrown out!

Where have my broccoli seedlings gone from the bottom of my garden?

Congratulations, you've found something George Bush can't be blamed for! (he famously hates broccoli)

Where are all the eggs my chickens are supposed to be laying??

Your neighbour is stealing them!

Where is my floral hanging basket?

I just passed Lady Gaga who was in the kebab shop, she was wearing it and had splattered kebab grease all over it.

Where is my Baby Gaggia coffee machine instructions ?

In your pre-caffeine groggy state you used them as a coffee filter. Oops!

Where is my sleepiness? Past bedtime!

You seem to have found it... I can hear you snoring across the Atlantic!

Where is my sunshine today?

In my pocket.

Where is my Mt Everest?

Conquered.

Where is my polar bear?

In your closet, waiting to jump on you and call you George.

Where is my antenna?