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TallyMan
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30 May 2010, 4:14 am

Bender borrowed it, you may have a hard time getting it back.

Where is my javelin?


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30 May 2010, 4:24 am

Sticking out of some dead guys back

Where is my wallet?



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30 May 2010, 4:32 am

At the bottom of your very deep pockets and guarded by moths.

Where is my handbag?


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30 May 2010, 4:33 am

Your boyfriend borrowed it

Where is my lawnmower?



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30 May 2010, 4:42 am

It was all cut up and left.

Where is my car!


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30 May 2010, 4:56 am

Stolen, it's in a cut and shut garage and will soon be in both the Cities of Glasgow and Liverpool.


Where is my garden shed?



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30 May 2010, 5:06 am

TallyMan stole it.

Where is my carton of chocolate milk?



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30 May 2010, 6:22 am

On my chocolate pudding. Yum! :D

Where is my spoon?


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30 May 2010, 6:48 am

In the skull of your victim.

Where is my spider?


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30 May 2010, 7:01 am

On a tuffet, sitting down beside Miss Muffet

Where is my booby-trap?



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30 May 2010, 7:24 am

I don'- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


Where is my leg that I just lost?


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30 May 2010, 7:32 am

Borrowed for a 3-legged race.

Where is my breakfast?



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30 May 2010, 7:33 am

In your stomach.

Where is my mind?


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30 May 2010, 7:41 am

In the gutter.

Where is my printer cable?



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30 May 2010, 7:44 am

At best buy.

Where is my latin?


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30 May 2010, 9:20 am

Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse

Where is my mommy?