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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Bender borrowed it, you may have a hard time getting it back. Where is my javelin?
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Sticking out of some dead guys back Where is my wallet?
At the bottom of your very deep pockets and guarded by moths. Where is my handbag?
Your boyfriend borrowed it Where is my lawnmower?
It was all cut up and left. Where is my car!
Stolen, it's in a cut and shut garage and will soon be in both the Cities of Glasgow and Liverpool. Where is my garden shed?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
TallyMan stole it. Where is my carton of chocolate milk?
On my chocolate pudding. Yum! Where is my spoon?
Darkword Veteran
Joined: 22 Feb 2009Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 1,398
In the skull of your victim. Where is my spider?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
On a tuffet, sitting down beside Miss Muffet Where is my booby-trap?
Ferdinand Veteran
Joined: 27 Feb 2010Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 4,332Location: America
I don'- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Where is my leg that I just lost?
Borrowed for a 3-legged race. Where is my breakfast?
In your stomach. Where is my mind?
In the gutter. Where is my printer cable?
At best buy. Where is my latin?
Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse Where is my mommy?