Where is my..... [Game]

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<---- Right there.

Where is my row boat?

In the 3rd row to the right.

Where is my supper?

You're still full from defrosting the cake.

Where is my chicken noodle soup and fluffy pillow?

Oops ... the chickens in the pillow and the fluff is in the soup.

Where's the circuit to turn off to fix that light fixture?

Power substation 3 mile sup the road.

Where is my mail today?

The mailman, first got pissed drinking red wine at the local café last night, later, slept against someone's frontdoor (couldn't open it) and now has a sunstroke cos he woke up late in the burning sun around noon. Those French mailmen

Oh, no clue as of where you're mail is though and oh again.... those folks never use their frontdoor.

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Where's my new bike? (um, bicycle)

You new bike was stolen by a travelling circus and converted into two mono-cycles.

Where is my cup of tea?

You mean that lovely cup of jasmine green tea I just polished off?

Where are my boots made for walking?

Nancy Sinatra took them.

Where are my pink slippers with the fluffy pompoms on?

I saw them out in the garden with the bunny rabbits.

Where is my dessert?

You mean the banana fritters with maple syrup and cream? I ate them all. Sorry.

Where is my diet?

Down at the unemployment office.

Where's my muscle cream?

In canada.

Where is my lucky?

Lucky is on Strike.

Where is my Sleepytime tea?

Right hereeeee*falls a sleep*

Were is my power to spell words right?

I dno' tknw

Where is my eye?