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14 May 2013, 4:51 pm

"Smarties: They Make You Smarter!"

{Yes, a slogan for the candy known as Smarties.}

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15 May 2013, 3:37 pm

"Where unreasonable people can agree!"

{A slogan for a website where cynics can log on and bicker at each other.}

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15 May 2013, 6:13 pm

We have A-L-C-O-H-O-L & we're wasted

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02 Oct 2013, 2:34 pm

A few years ago I entered a competition to win a years supply of toilet paper.
The judges weren't impressed with my slogan, but I still think it was good:

Armed with *Andrex, bog & brush; you're sure to have one hot flush.

* Legal Requirement: Other brands are available.

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02 Oct 2013, 2:38 pm

"Anaheim - THE Original Mickey-Mouse City!"

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02 Oct 2013, 2:44 pm

"Troll them all and let the Mods sort them out."

I initially thought that this was an older saying, but the first hit on Google reveals... my post... this can't be right...

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02 Oct 2013, 3:04 pm

"Remember, you can't spell "Drake", without "AK"."

A slogan I came up with when I was playing Nathan Drake in Playstation All Stars. He has an AK-47 and it's frickin broken.

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13 Oct 2013, 4:47 pm

The Denver Broncos: "Mile High Excitement"

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17 Dec 2013, 2:58 pm

Cleveland:
Now with 40% fewer people!

Cleveland:
Come for the sports, because that's what we spend our tax money on!

Cleveland:
We haven't set a river on fire for over 40 years!

Cleveland:
We're not Detroit!

Cleveland:
We will have an IKEA some day!

East Cleveland:
Now with 65% less people!

East Cleveland:
It has been (152) days since our last serial killer!

East Cleveland:
Don't worry, our leaders don't actually live here!

East Cleveland:
We have an exemption from following the state constitution!

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17 Dec 2013, 8:52 pm

Chicago Bears - "Have a Beary Good Time!"

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18 Dec 2013, 9:17 am

For an art supplies store:

"Art lets you express your soul, your deepest thoughts, your ideas that words cannot describe. Let's just hope that what you create isn't as cheesy as what I just said."

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19 Dec 2013, 6:04 pm

Eat Toast! And let slip the dogs of war...

Advert for toast.

Alternately

Eat Toast! For tomorrow we die...

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19 Dec 2013, 6:51 pm

Cheese - The authentic taste of dried up old milk.

Advert for cheese

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Cheese - Made for you, by cows and bacteria.

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21 Dec 2013, 10:20 pm

"Pepto-Bismol: Because You Never Know For Sure."

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22 Dec 2013, 12:01 am

Seattle: Come for the fun, stay for the rain.

Seahawks: An embarrassment of riches.

"Stay in your room, it's the legion of boom!"

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22 Dec 2013, 11:53 am

The house of two trees will be the house made of cheese.

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