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Keladry
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07 Jan 2019, 4:36 pm

Always tell the truth



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07 Jan 2019, 5:00 pm

Tell people ‘truth ‘ that hurts their feelings.

Then tell them they are hypersensitive.


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07 Jan 2019, 5:33 pm

#35

Post obsessively about ...

Image

:wink: You can look, but don't touch...



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07 Jan 2019, 5:47 pm

Fnord, that would actually be interesting :D

Talk about mundane "small talk" topics, like football, what you are doing over the break, the weather, etc.



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07 Jan 2019, 5:51 pm

Whats wrong with posting about blue footed sea birds?



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07 Jan 2019, 6:35 pm

You could be banned for touching his b______.


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07 Jan 2019, 6:39 pm

Use inappropriate language



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07 Jan 2019, 6:52 pm

Post lengthy rants in a foreign language.


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07 Jan 2019, 7:55 pm

Insert the word "Quatsch" into every post :D



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07 Jan 2019, 10:08 pm

#42:

Instigate polka-dancing flash mobs in major cities.


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07 Jan 2019, 10:09 pm

be unoriginal and PISS and SH!T all over the place


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08 Jan 2019, 12:29 am

#44:

Insist that Joan Crawford was just a sweet little old lady.


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08 Jan 2019, 9:02 am

#45:

Hack into the secret Illuminati forum.



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08 Jan 2019, 12:05 pm

Save all your emails on an alternate server.



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08 Jan 2019, 12:58 pm

Recruit for Scientology.

Remember, there is no mental illness.

Everyone’s behavior and perceptions are a choice.


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08 Jan 2019, 2:05 pm

#48:

Recruit for Al-Queda, Boko-Haram, El-Shabbob, ISIS, Jund al-Khilafah, or The Maute Group.

("Hey, dude! Nice vest!")