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The asylum flourishes where the most lunatic place is optimism.


"The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else."
-John Blake

anybody who are successfulare conceited, the world tolerates concite from anybody else



you cannot have too much of a good thing.

A you thing cannot have too much good!


Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

cry alone and laugh at yourself, cry with others and the world laughs at you.







Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research

Copy from plagiarism, it's research; it's one copy from two.


It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
(Winston Churchill)

It is better to remain a silent fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt

me has not think that problems A person already has, he does-one.


The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that Tiggers are a wonderful thing.

Tiggers are a wonderful thing that is the wonderful thing about tiggers

one who seeks revenge must dig two graves

Oooo, nice saying. Okay, i take a whack at it:

One who digs must seek "Revenge Graves Two".

Haha! Have you seen that one?


I may be fat, but you are ugly, and i can diet.

(Not aimed at ANYONE. Just a funny saying, k? )

Great responsibility power comes with great.
(I submit this one to engrish.com! )


Dog is man's best friend, but cats rule and dogs drool.

mans best friend is dog, but dogs rule and cats drool

Dog is man's best friend. Dogs drool cats rule.



Bird in the hand. We hold these truths that all men are created equal.

We all truth men hold these Birds that in the hand are created equal.


Life is pain Highness, anyone who says differently is selling something.

Life is highness, any who say otherwise is plainly selling something different

who says life is easy

easy says who is life


We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.