The drop something on the person below you game!

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I catch it and make a fur outfit from its pelt, but some protester comes by to throw paint on it. I duck and the paint falls on the person below....

The paint, puce by the way, is not what I choose to paint my patio with, so I just use it to paint polka-dots on my least-favorite neighbors' house in the dead of night.

Unfortunately, that is the same time that a raccoon ambles by...of course I trip on him, he goes flying, and lands on........

Ouch! Flaming raccoon!

It made me wobble and I dropped my frozen turkey on......

Yay free turkey for Easter dinner! I'll ask my dragon to cook it for me.

While I was washing my hands my dragon accidentally hit me with her tail and made me drop the bottle of hand soap on...

Oh no! I've already had one wash this year.

I get the soap in my eyes and drop a bowl of custard on...

Oh, yummy! Custard!

Unfortunately, whilst shaking the can of whipped cream to top the custard with, it slips from my hand, goes flying, and lands on........

Damn! By the time that thing is done falling on my head, it?s so rusty it breaks on impact and drenches me in a stinking mess of rotten cream. It?s a real shame this game lost its momentum and someone must pay dearly for it. Now, who will it be? Oh, yeah, I?ll punish the next poster!

I have a shower, collecting in a big bucket all the dirty water with the filth I was covered in. I add the remains of the can and some honey to attract insects, and let it brew till some poor soul comes and triggers the trap I left in place, which dumps all the concoction on them.

I do not like this yuck I find myself drenched with, so I scrape it off with a pancake spatula, pack it and its associated ants into a plastic trash bag, tie it up, twirl it around my head, let it go, and it lands on........

s**t! What the hell was that?

Flipping heck Sylkat, you need to watch where you're throwing stuff.

I was just eating spaghetti then and now I've gone and dropped it on....

I tried your spaghetti, but it was unfit for consumption, so I called in the Health Inspector.

While he was testing the spaghetti, I sneaked out to his car, drained the petrol, then dropped it on....

Thanks very flippin much!

I shall have to wash my hair now.

Oops! I've dropped all my shampoo on.....

Your shampoo, on scientific analysis, turned out to be sulphuric acid.

I went to a nearby building-site, and immersed a wrecking-ball in it, to reduce it in size.

I put the resultant object in my 16th Century Spanish cannon, trundled it to your house, and lit the fuse.....

It's a shame really, how it back fired and blew you back to the 16th century.

Anyway, I think I'll drop a bag of chips on your head.

I happened to have part of my coin collection with me when I was blasted into the 16th Century, so was able to purchase a musket from Sir Francis Drake (a snip at 4s 6d).

I also paid a visit to Ye Olde Argos, where I bought a time machine and returned to the present.

My musket unfortunately didn't satisfy modern health and safety legislation, so I took it to the Army Surplus store and exchanged it for a Plutonium Bomb, which is on its way to you right now.....


Not sure what happened to the chips.

Have you ever tried shoplifting in Argos? (Jokes)

Well it's not hit me on the head as yet.

Anyway, watch out for that steel toecap Doc Martin that I've just threw in your general direction.

I put on your Doc Martin (bit on the small side), and immediately felt inspired to kick a 20 stone bloke, who was passing my house.

He's flying in your direction as I write this...