Make a sentence using a word in wrong context

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08 Aug 2014, 2:05 pm

The homeless bum built himself a waste-coat out of old trash and a roll of duct tape.

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08 Aug 2014, 4:44 pm

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"

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08 Aug 2014, 4:49 pm

Gammon, hurry up!

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08 Aug 2014, 5:04 pm

I really need to believe myself. Is there a bathroom nearby?

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08 Aug 2014, 6:01 pm

Ladies and oxygen, welcome to the show!

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08 Aug 2014, 9:34 pm

What business is it of yours, if I just want to flippin glaze around on the beach?

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09 Aug 2014, 1:20 am

He kept us up all night with his sniffling, sneezing and caffeine.

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09 Aug 2014, 9:22 am

An egg whisk isn't a sufficient device if your drumming for oil.

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09 Aug 2014, 12:29 pm

I was bitten by a cobra last year, but luckily the hospital had the artichoke.

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09 Aug 2014, 3:25 pm

Under 18 not admitted without parrot or guardian.

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09 Aug 2014, 5:07 pm

Some people say I intimidate them, but really I'm a big old safety.

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09 Aug 2014, 5:07 pm

I'm feeling more safety. Are you?

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(looks like we posted similtaniously, DeepHour.)

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09 Aug 2014, 5:10 pm

In a couple of moonlights from now, we're going to have a big party.

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09 Aug 2014, 5:12 pm

The gorilla in Manila was reported to have been one of the best fights in sporting history.

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09 Aug 2014, 5:26 pm

I humbly defer to You, Your Magistrate.

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09 Aug 2014, 5:27 pm

I should go to the optimism to get my ears checked.

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