Where is my..... [Game]

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Papa Bear was afraid you'd forget them, so he sent them on ahead.

Where are my socks?

Where are my socks? On the flooor where you had forgotten to pick them up..

Where is my buttoned shirt?

on you. your wearing it backwards.

Where is sonic's power rings?

They shorted out. Call an electrician.

Where is my ibuprofen?

Where is my ibuprofen? In the medicine as, you should take one..


Where is my lexapro?

Confiscated by the FDA.

Where is my pet anteater?

Being carted away by The Society for the Fair Treatment and Freedom of Wild Animals.

Where is my chauffeur?

He's running a bit late - he is currently crawling out of a bar on his hands and knees and singing a sea-shanty.

Where is my gardener?

With my chauffeur. You better hide the power mower.

Where is my guard dog?

With the gardener & chauffeur, howling a sea-shanty at the moon.

Where is the sun today?

I borrowed it - why do you want it back again?

Where have the weeds in my garden gone?

A flock of elves pulled them in the night.

Where is my insurance card??

It will arrive in the post tomorrow.

Where is my pet mouse?

Uh-oh ... I think you need to have a serious talk with your pet terrier.

Where's the critter that's been trying to dig into the chicken coop?

Looking foxy

Where is my sunshine today?

I borrowed it back. Why, do you want it?

Where is my big English breakfast, served on a platter with a smile?