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TallyMan
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10 Jun 2010, 11:54 am

Waiting for you to cook it.

Where is my rest?... it has been a busy day.


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10 Jun 2010, 12:48 pm

Don't you know, there's no rest for the weary?

Where's my iPod?



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10 Jun 2010, 1:49 pm

You were hungry and split it open looking for peas.

Where is my iPad?


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10 Jun 2010, 2:03 pm

In your bed where you were using it as a heating pad.

Where is my circular saw?



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10 Jun 2010, 2:05 pm

In your bathroom where you were using it to trim your toenails.

Where is my Commodore 64?


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10 Jun 2010, 2:14 pm

In the Museum of 20th century Technology

Where is my bunny?



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10 Jun 2010, 3:25 pm

Practicing its multiplication

Where is my DVD of Monty Python sketches?


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10 Jun 2010, 3:34 pm

It has returned to the Fjords, it was pining for them.

Where is my parrot?


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10 Jun 2010, 3:56 pm

On my shoulder.

Where's my black hoodie?



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10 Jun 2010, 7:55 pm

My psychiatrist took it with him to Iceland.

Where's that handsome young man who said he'd build my garden fence?



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10 Jun 2010, 8:00 pm

He sold the wood you supplied him with to buy meth.

Where's my meth?



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10 Jun 2010, 8:08 pm

The handsome young man took your meth, too.

Where is my bottle of ibuprofen?



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10 Jun 2010, 8:10 pm

It's being replaced with poison, you'll find it conveniently placed near your bed in a few minutes...

Where are my headphones?



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10 Jun 2010, 8:43 pm

Subliminal brain-washing messages are being loaded into them, you'll get them back shortly.

Where is my neck brace?



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10 Jun 2010, 8:46 pm

Being covered with inward pointing needles, you'll get it back shortly.

Where's my feckin money?!



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10 Jun 2010, 8:50 pm

All gone to the taxman, who will shortly be sending you a bill for 50 pounds more.

Where's my honey-pie?