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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Waiting for you to cook it. Where is my rest?... it has been a busy day.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Don't you know, there's no rest for the weary? Where's my iPod?
You were hungry and split it open looking for peas. Where is my iPad?
In your bed where you were using it as a heating pad. Where is my circular saw?
In your bathroom where you were using it to trim your toenails. Where is my Commodore 64?
In the Museum of 20th century Technology Where is my bunny?
RaceDrv709 Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,080Location: San Antonio, Texas
Practicing its multiplication Where is my DVD of Monty Python sketches?
It has returned to the Fjords, it was pining for them. Where is my parrot?
Darty Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 9 Jun 2010Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 199Location: London, UK
On my shoulder. Where's my black hoodie?
My psychiatrist took it with him to Iceland. Where's that handsome young man who said he'd build my garden fence?
He sold the wood you supplied him with to buy meth. Where's my meth?
The handsome young man took your meth, too. Where is my bottle of ibuprofen?
It's being replaced with poison, you'll find it conveniently placed near your bed in a few minutes... Where are my headphones?
Subliminal brain-washing messages are being loaded into them, you'll get them back shortly. Where is my neck brace?
Being covered with inward pointing needles, you'll get it back shortly. Where's my feckin money?!
All gone to the taxman, who will shortly be sending you a bill for 50 pounds more. Where's my honey-pie?