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TallyMan
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11 Jun 2010, 3:00 pm

My sow is resting her head on it.

Where is my sow?... don't you dare mention bacon! 8O


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Darty
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11 Jun 2010, 3:02 pm

Bacon.

Where are my headphones?! (I know I've asked this already but I've been looking for them for like a week!!)



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11 Jun 2010, 3:10 pm

On my head. Great sound quality, btw.

Where is my BLT?


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11 Jun 2010, 3:12 pm

I ate it :twisted:

Where's my green T-Shirt with a funny logo on it?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:12 pm

Your BLT hasn't been built yet. (wotz a BLT?)

Where is my garlic bread?


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11 Jun 2010, 3:15 pm

Sorry, it went so well with my spaghetti bolognaise.....

Where is my old school photo?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:15 pm

I made a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich out of it.


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11 Jun 2010, 3:17 pm

Aretha Franklin took it.

Where is my boss?


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Darty
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11 Jun 2010, 3:18 pm

I'm right here :)

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11 Jun 2010, 3:19 pm

I've been a slave all my life so...

Where's my apron?



Darty
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11 Jun 2010, 3:21 pm

I can't find my toilet paper :roll:

Where's my toilet paper?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:33 pm

I used it to make tissue paper flowers.

Where are my scissors?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:35 pm

Lodged in my kneecap.

Where's my memory?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:35 pm

Ouch! You left them on my sofa! :evil:

Where is my first-aid kit?


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11 Jun 2010, 3:43 pm

Darty's memory forgot where it hid the first aid kit.

Where is my common sense?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:44 pm

Your intelligence overpowered it :lol:

Where's my AK47?