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Crystallina
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11 Jun 2010, 3:54 pm

I googled AK47 and when I found out what it was I dug a big hole in the garden and buried it.

Now where is my spade?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:55 pm

I used it to plant my AK47 seeds 8)

Where is my pipe?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:56 pm

You buried it using the AK47.

Where is my bullet-proof vest?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:57 pm

I tested my AK47 on it while smoking some AK47...

Where are my bullets?



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11 Jun 2010, 3:58 pm

Being examined by police... seems it was Chinese made and well... you are dead.

Where is my Chinese made gold watch?


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Darty
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11 Jun 2010, 4:00 pm

I'm melting it down so I can make bullets.

Where is my police informant?



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11 Jun 2010, 4:15 pm

Making a concrete fashion statement with his new boots.

Where is my question?



Darty
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11 Jun 2010, 4:17 pm

Above this answer.

Where is my answer?



DaWalker
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11 Jun 2010, 4:18 pm

Hidden beneath your question.

Where is a Life?



Darty
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11 Jun 2010, 4:20 pm

Far away from the computer screen.

Where is my b***h?



DaWalker
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11 Jun 2010, 4:36 pm

Taking a pole, and recounting all votes.

Where is my thing-a-ma-jig?



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11 Jun 2010, 4:38 pm

Inside something.

Where's my porn stash?



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11 Jun 2010, 4:56 pm

On your computer hard drive in that hidden folder where you *think* nobody knows.

Where is my sweetcorn stash?


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11 Jun 2010, 5:04 pm

Well, it is nowhere to be found I'm afraid old guy. :lol:


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11 Jun 2010, 6:15 pm

Since you didn't ask a question, I'll do so.

Where's my stash of apples?


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11 Jun 2010, 6:22 pm

Being used as feet to hold up the desk that your windows machine is running on :lol:


Where is my inner-child?