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GoatOnFire
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01 Jun 2011, 2:37 am

You've received a completely obedient Tipper Gore.

*inserts a dollar*

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Brainfre3ze_93
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01 Jun 2011, 8:05 am

You received your choice of four quarters, ten dimes, or one hundred pennies!
* inserts a quarter *

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TenPencePiece
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01 Jun 2011, 10:23 am

You recieve an electric shock - Hands off the prize machine god dammit!

*Inserts 25 pence *

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Descartes
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01 Jun 2011, 11:56 pm

You have received a late '80s educational video for children on electricity safety.

*inserts quarter*

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What fresh hell is this?

thewrll
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02 Jun 2011, 4:49 am

You received your very own Colin Mochrie doll.

Inserts head piece.

Brainfre3ze_93
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02 Jun 2011, 7:48 am

You received a head of lettuce!
* inserts a quarter *

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SyphonFilter
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03 Jun 2011, 12:10 pm

You've received the sound of the "Low F" note! *covers ears*

*inserts quarter*

thewrll
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03 Jun 2011, 12:12 pm

You received a worst singers of american idol cd collection.

Inserts a rad new nickel.

TenPencePiece
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03 Jun 2011, 12:28 pm

You recieve a strawberry and an empty envelope.

*Inserts hand*

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thewrll
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03 Jun 2011, 2:06 pm

You get your hand back.

Inserts mouth piece

chrissyrun
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03 Jun 2011, 6:02 pm

You get a pair of dentures.

Inserts a strand of hair.

SyphonFilter
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03 Jun 2011, 8:11 pm

You get nothing because the machine ate the quarter.
*inserts coin*

Descartes
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04 Jun 2011, 1:04 am

You have received an angry piranha.

*inserts quarter*

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chrissyrun
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04 Jun 2011, 1:40 am

You have received an Ursula.

Inserts one million dollars.

thewrll
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04 Jun 2011, 3:52 am

You receive a hold up note demanding all the money.

Inserts a hold up note.

Brainfre3ze_93
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04 Jun 2011, 7:34 am

You received a bank teller!
* inserts a quarter *

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