Where is my..... [Game]

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Dial-Up I'm afraid.

Where is my speed?

It got knackered running up Brixton Hill and is now waiting for a 137 bus to come, it should be with you shortly.

Where is my Ritzy Cinema pass ?

You will automatically receive it when you reach your 99th birthday.

Where is my bowler hat?

Your neighbour popped in past to borrow it as she is having a dinner party and couldn`t find her punch bowl.

Where is my fresh fish that I plan to have soon for tea ?

Swimming upstream.

Where is my checkbook?

Your "cheque book" is queuing in the grey line waiting for some colour.

Where are my pants?

The ants have claimed squatters rights to them.

Where is my Irn-Bru scented shower gel ?

I drank it... it tasted bloody awful!

Where are my anti-acid tablets?

OH MY LANTA! They were yours?


Where is my stupid mobile phone? (ball and chain that it is to me!)

It was on silent.... someone tried calling you (quite a long attempt) and it 'vibrated' itself down the stairs. (um, what am I saying here?) Well, it's hiding under a cupboard at present, I think.

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Where's my favourite knife to skin an apple with? (you know the one with the blue handle on it)

Where's my favourite knife to skin an apple with? (you know the one with the blue handle on it)

The last time I had seen it, it was being used by Tallyman for reasons unknown..

Where is my shoes?

You really need to stop leaving them under her bed.

Where's the exit?

Where's the exit? Right over there next to the statue of Bob the Builder.

Where is my sense of time?

You had it yesterday.

Where is my watch?

Your watch is between 23:00 until daybreak, in the stone tower high up in the Himalayas, where the WP server is installed.

Where is my caustic wheel cleaner ?

Atlantis.


Where's my computer?