PRIZE MACHINE

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You receive advise on where to stick your coccyx.

*Inserts a new iphone*

You have received the complete first season DVD set of the television series iCarly.

*inserts quarter*

You receive a thermonuclear device!

*inserts spatula*

You receive a spoonful of e-coli.

Inserts an apple

You receive a year subscription of apples of all kinds.

*inserts a judge*

You receive a prison sentence for one year and a hospital bill from the judge for removing an apple from his rear.

*Inserts a get out of jail free card*

You receive a prescription to various apple shows.

*Inserts a cook book and a dictionary*

You receive a degree in accountancy for your ability to cook the books.

*inserts a feather duster*

You receive a package with a detergent and a washing machine manual.

*inserts a washing machine*

You receive a leak and get a flooded floor.

*Inserts a mop*

You receive a furniture that needs to be removed periodically.

*inserts a spouse*

You receive some nagging.

*inserts some "stuff"*

You recieve a pot of gold!

*Inserts a raindrop*

You receive a small cloud above your head which follows you everywhere dripping on you.

*inserts an umbrella*

Hey, I needed that!

You recieve my fist, popping out of the machine into your face

*Inserts hospital treatment*

Ouch!

You receive a court summons for assault.

Inserts an over priced lawyer.