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TallyMan
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11 Jun 2011, 4:43 pm

:eye: Ouch!

You receive a court summons for assault.

Inserts an over priced lawyer.

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TenPencePiece
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11 Jun 2011, 4:45 pm

You recieve an apology, but it is accompanied with a demand for the umbrella and removal of the cloud.

*Inserts a "get out of jail free" card*

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crouton
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12 Jun 2011, 11:54 am

You win a year's supply of polyfilla.

*inserts nostril*

TallyMan
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12 Jun 2011, 12:27 pm

You receive a nose full - the machine farts!

*inserts a gas mask*

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Booyakasha
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12 Jun 2011, 12:31 pm

You receive a telephone bill.

*inserts 7 sons*

TallyMan
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12 Jun 2011, 12:33 pm

You receive a lot of phone calls!

*inserts some rice*

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Booyakasha
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12 Jun 2011, 12:34 pm

You receive other's grandsons.

*inserts tranquilizers*

TallyMan
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12 Jun 2011, 12:37 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*inserts an alarm clock*

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Booyakasha
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12 Jun 2011, 12:39 pm

You receive a whole new set of furniture to be moved periodically.

*inserts a mother-in-law*

TallyMan
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12 Jun 2011, 1:08 pm

You receive a lot of nagging.

*Inserts a bowl of soup*

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RaceDrv709
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12 Jun 2011, 1:20 pm

How many times do I have to fix this machine? The toxic gas has corroded the machinery.

*inserts coin*

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TallyMan
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12 Jun 2011, 1:33 pm

The machine says "Thank you!"

*Inserts a hand grenade*

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Dylan14
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12 Jun 2011, 9:54 pm

You get your grenade back, but the grenade doesn't have a pin in it anymore.

*Inserts a quarter*

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13 Jun 2011, 7:36 am

You received a shelter!
* inserts a quarter *

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thewrll
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13 Jun 2011, 7:38 am

You received a bullet and bomb proof igloo.

Inserts a handkerchief

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WRLL

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13 Jun 2011, 11:25 am

You receive David Dimbleby!

*inserts assortment of antique furniture*

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